Bad Movie Review: Loch Ness

By now you guys know the drill: I watch a bad movie (which is usually much, much worse than I expect it to be) I spend endless amounts of time ranting about it, and you guys just sit back and laugh. Yup. That's what I'm here for: cheap laughs and disgruntled muttering. 

Well, if you enjoy reading about my suffering, you're going to love this month's edition of Bad Movie Reviews because I suffered HARD. Frankly, Loch Ness is is terrible. No, that's too soft. It's atrocious. An affront to moviedom. In the immortal words of Bart Simpson: I didn't know it was physically possible for something to both suck and slow at the same time. 

Welp, Loch Ness did. Intrigued? You are? Why?? Ahem, I mean, read on, gentle reader, read on...

Bad Movie Review: Loch Ness: Nessie Takes a Vacation