You see my dilemma.
So, how did I resolve this little issue, you ask? Well, in a fit of brilliance, I outsourced the decision and asked Twitter. And that, my friends, is how I came to rewatch and review that nugget of nuggety sci-fi goodness, Timecop, staring the one and only Kicks Van Damme.
You can find the full review at SciFi & Scary. And if you've got a suggestion for my next review, drop it in the comments.