By now you guys know the drill: I watch a bad movie (which is usually much, much worse than I expect it to be) I spend endless amounts of time ranting about it, and you guys just sit back and laugh. Yup. That's what I'm here for: cheap laughs and disgruntled muttering.
Well, if you enjoy reading about my suffering, you're going to love this month's edition of Bad Movie Reviews because I suffered HARD. Frankly, Loch Ness is is terrible. No, that's too soft. It's atrocious. An affront to moviedom. In the immortal words of Bart Simpson: I didn't know it was physically possible for something to both suck and slow at the same time.
Welp, Loch Ness did. Intrigued? You are? Why?? Ahem, I mean, read on, gentle reader, read on...
Bad Movie Review: Loch Ness: Nessie Takes a Vacation
J.B. Rockwell grew up reading fairy tales, folklore and mythology, as well as anything and everything about ancient cultures and their history, and never lost her taste for any of it. She currently lives in West Virginia with her husband and three cats, all of whom provide inspiration for her stories, whether they know it or not.